Royal Command Performance possible?

Rumours abound that the wacky trio may soon be called upon to perform a unique private performance for her Majesty The Queen.

A spokesman at the Palace confirms that the Queen has never heard of Mango Jam, but when directed to the website she was observed to be physically moved (see photo, left).

"Times, dates, and what equipment to take are as yet unclear" states MJ supremo Bob Lankford. "We would probably have to ship the SRM450s, so I would expect we are talking 3 figures."

It is to be hoped that Murray will respond to medication before any trip takes place. Murray has been diagnosed with a mild form of Tourette's Syndrome. Instead of using obscenities, Murray calls out random words like "bum", "boobs" and occasionally "breasts". This has led to some confusion in some of the songs, and makes harmonies difficult at times. "I think I might have caught it from my friend Jeff when he was here on holiday. I think he was using my toothbrush," claims the distraught Murray. Scientists disagree as to whether the disconcerting affliction can be passed on in such a manner. It is more probably genetic, as borne out when Murray's sisters recently sneaked into a private function at the Ritz. Midway through "Brown Eyed Girl", Janna was heard to utter "buttocks".